SOTU Drinking Game

The State of the Union is usually a big yawner.  Most of what is proposed never sees the light of day.  There is a way to get through it – a handy drinking game.

Here are the rules:

  • Take a sip if “the state of our union is strong” is said
  • Take another sit for each standing ovation by Democrats
  • Take two sits when everyone applauds (including Republicans) for what Obama says
  • Pick a member of Congress – when they are shown take one sip
  • Pick a member of the Senate – when they are shown take two sips
  • Pick a Supreme Court Justice – when they are shown take three sips
  • Drink half your glass – when the first proposal is made that’s going nowhere 
  • Finish your glass – when someone in the balcony is recognized
  • Switch over to shots – If you plan on watching the GOP rebuttal 

If you follow this you will not only enjoy the State of the Union but should be out until Thursday morning (just enough time to miss ALL of the post-speech analysis)

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