I have a couple of Anthony Weiner’s concession speech. How did I get it? I have my sources and here it is:
(Walk on stage, wave to crowd) Thank you. I want to congratulate Bill de Blasio on running a good race. He will be a crappy mayor but he was in the right place at the right time.
To the people of New York City, I know you’ll never have the class to admit it but you fuckers will miss me when I am gone. Go fuck yourselves.
Good night. (leave stage giving everyone the middle finger)
Only a few hours until that magic happens.