Also Known As

Thanks to Slate we also know as Gilberto Death, if we ever got into the Weiner-esque sexting business. Here are how some 2016 GOP candidates come up:

  • Marco Rubio – Miguel Ángel Distress
  • Bobby Jindal – Andres Smash
  • Chris Christie – José Smash
  • Scott Walker –  Manuel Sly
  • Rick Perry – The Ricker
  • Rick Santorum – Who?

And they say summer is a slow time for news.

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