Thanks to Slate we also know as Gilberto Death, if we ever got into the Weiner-esque sexting business. Here are how some 2016 GOP candidates come up:
- Marco Rubio – Miguel Ãngel Distress
- Bobby Jindal – Andres Smash
- Chris Christie – José Smash
- Scott Walker – Manuel Sly
- Rick Perry – The Ricker
- Rick Santorum – Who?
And they say summer is a slow time for news.